Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Real Chance at Love for a Lifetime




Since all I have to do is go to job interviews every few days, I watch a lot of T.V. When I say a lot, I mean I have developed a personal, first name basis with my big screen. Sonny the Sony and I have a pretty unhealthy relationship compared to the social norms. As unhealthy as it may be...it's not as unhealthy as the reltionships on Tool Academy. One of my shows I love to hate. VH1 has truly outdone themselves with this one. That's a pretty far step considering the other shows they have on air: Double Shot at Love-The Ikki Twins, Rock of Love Bus-because Bret Michaels couldn't seem to find love on Rock of Love 1 OR 2, Flavor of Love 1, 2, and 3, and last but not least my super favorite-Real Chance at Love. No self-respcting girl would stay with a guy like the ones that are on Tool Academy. It's completely ridiculous!! One of the guys had 2 girls at the same time!!! Never before has a bomb like that been dropped on reality T.V.!!! The girl that was on the show with the guy, was "the other woman"!!! The said girlfriend of 6 years, showed up during "therapy" and blew everyone's minds!!!!


Real Chance at Love, is fabulous. Ridiculous, naturally, but it's my particular brand of ridiculous. The only thing that could make me more intoxicated would be a pink Otter Pop and Juice Barrel while I watch.


For some reason my cable network believes in about 30 Spanish channels, 15 sports channels, and about 5 normal channels. Oh. Joy. But one of those 5 channels is Lifetime Movie Network. I have been utterly lost for the last month-ish without my Fa-La-La-La Lifetime. But now, Lifetime has come back to me!!! Lifetime Lover's Lane is on!!! WOOOO!!!!!! And this last weekend-which has been continued through the middle of this week-YESSSSS!!!-was Love Gone Wrong Weekend!!!! YAY!!! As much as I love a good love story where everything goes right, nothing touches my heartstrings like a love that goes unrequited. Today, Meredith and I watched a movie with Jesse from Saved By the Bell, who is a teacher and has a student she is tutoring, get obsessed with her and shows up at her house and attacks her. Then blames her for coming on to him when his obsession and undying love for her goes unrequited! GORGEOUS!I can't wait to see what comes on next!!!

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Emily Katlyn West said...

Gwen! I totally watch all those horrible shows too! Tool academy is the worst! I wanna punch Matsuflex in the face!!!

Mike and Aubrey Asay said...

hahaha your blog made me laugh! you are funny gwen! I personally have never watched any of those shows, but I do have my fair share of guilty pleasurs. I think perhaps I've now been in a long enough relationship with my tv I should be on a 1st name basis with him too.....