I am the most clumsy person ever. Actually I take that back, not clumsy. Stupid. It could be because I am so competative and put myself in situations to get hurt, maybe I have a target somewhere on my person saying "Yes, I can take pain like a man, kick me and find out.", or maybe people just hate me. I may never know. I am surprised that none of my latest adventures have landed me in the emergency room. But here are some pictures of my latest escapade at glow in the dark soccer.
Initially

Two Days Later
My Leg isn't THAT fat and swollen it just looks like it.
Maybe I should've bid on the ONE shinguard on ebay, what a bargain!
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